Ten Top Trivia Tips about John!

1. John is only six percent water!
2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting John on.
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into John.
4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and John are all berries!
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by John.
6. John can turn his stomach inside out.
7. If you kiss John for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
8. Johnocracy is government by John.
9. The most dangerous form of John is the bicycle.
10. If you lace John from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!