April 20th is a pretty popular day. It is the Birthday of Adolf Hitler and Muhammed. It's also the anniversary of the Bay of Pigs Invasion, the Ludlow Massacre, and The Columbine School Shooting. It's also known as National Smoke Marijuana day.
It's only fitting that on a day like this, I turn a year older.

Garp was looking for Lumber when he discovered Marriage; he had some innocent questions to ask about two-by-fours when Marriage caught his eye and raised more interesting and disturbing questions. Garp had never realized, for example, that there were more marriage counselors than lumberyards. - The World According to Garp