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I wanted to bring this comment to the light of day. I got it off of a Techdirt article, and I completely agree with it. I'm not saying that people were healthier "in the old days", but in my mind, unless you have some known medical condition that says otherwise, getting sick, getting germs, getting the occasional virus, and even some parasites is overall good for you. You should get all this as a child, your immune system then trains itself to fight off and recover from these diseases so they don't affect you as bad later on in life.

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by Anonymous Coward on Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 11:19PM
It's curious how people that lives in a planet called Earth are so concerned about germs. I mean, it's unavoidable. People still don't realize that the slighest of the breezes can trasport millions of bacteria directly to your nose, eyes and mouth without any need of touching anything. The size of bacterias range from 0.2 to 5 microns and viruses from 0.005 to 0.1 microns, so I sincerelly have no idea what can we do to avoid them. Well, you can always wrap yourselves in duct tape. 🙂 Germs lately are huge business heh?

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Happy belated Birthday Kristin. Yes, I knew it was coming up, I had the date at several points, and I did plan on sending a card, but as you know.. I'm not perfect. Anyways, I just wanted to thank you for being my friend and for knowing me all too well.

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Oh, and I found this today. It's a music video to the song Alive by P.O.D. This has been one of my favorite music videos for a long time -- I love special effects that freeze liquid motion, and they did this one amazingly. Requires Windows Media Player or MPlayer (with appropriate codes). And here is the link.

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Slippery slopes, we all fall in.. what ever happened to my sure footing? Why do I fall down, why do others follow me down? If I miss the signs, will anyone ever give me warning? Who tells me when to stop, when I go too far? Oh well, my fault, my mess to clean. If you know me well enough to know what I'm talking about, keep me in your prayers, maybe drop me a line. I'm going to go beat myself up or something.

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Spambots are starting to wax poetic now.
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Today I added the word qlol to WikiPedia to see if will become more popular. Essentially, well over a year ago, in rant 128 we were discussing the fact that people don't really laugh out loud when they say "lol".. they just type it. So, we coined the term "qlol" to indicate that while we may be laughing, we're doing it very quietly. I've been pushing this around to various friends and some of them have started using it on a regular basis, so now I'd like to conduct an experiment to see if others will pick up on it and start using it. Let the games begin!

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Here's a little something I made up after some recent grocery shopping expeditions.

Shopping at the store, gonna get a lot of peaches
Peaches come in a jar
They were put there by Thailand
Shipped to my town
And if I had money to pay
I'd eat peaches everyday

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Grailing or more accurately, Holy Grailing is a time-honored
pasttime where one quests for the Holy Grail. There is a lot of
different stories concerning this grail, and while no one can agree on
what it looks like, everyone agrees that it is lost and that "you'll
know it when you see it."

No one knows where the grail is, which means that it can be
anywhere. Additionally, no one knows if the grail is stationary or
mobile. These facts make Grailing a sport that one can participate in
at any time, at any place, with any number of people. I personally
like to go Grailing around town or out in the woods. I occasionally
will wear a boonie cover while I am Grailing, but it is not required.
In fact, there are almost no requirements for Grailing, and it can be
incorporated into just about any other activity.

Don't be fooled by the so-called "Grail Experts" because quite
frankly, they haven't found the grail either, so they are in no position to
offer advice. If you're thinking of taking up the sport of Grailing
(more of a hobby or an ongoing quest really), the best thing to do is
just to have fun with it and enjoy the sport. As Mark Twain said in
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court: Every year
expeditions went out holy grailing, and next year relief expeditions
went out to hunt for them. There was worlds of reputation in it, but
no money.

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Got this from Kristin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about John!

  1. John is only six percent water!
  2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting John on.
  3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into John.
  4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and John are all berries!
  5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by John.
  6. John can turn his stomach inside out.
  7. If you kiss John for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  8. Johnocracy is government by John.
  9. The most dangerous form of John is the bicycle.
  10. If you lace John from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

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The Weekend.

I wrote about this weekend in an email first, and then slightly
edited it for public consumption.

Friday Chris and Jess came down. We were headed for Hoss' before
picking up Robin, but the line was long so we went to Ed's instead
(Friday night fish fry). Usually, when a place has a fish fry, it's all
pretty much made up and ready to go. Chris and I ordered the fish fry,
Jess ordered steak. It took about 30 minutes for the food to arrive --
Jess's steak was a bit cold, and our fish was warm (showing us what had
just gotten cooked). The fish was horrible... slimy inside, falling
apart... never again. The waitress was real nice though and recognized
the three of us from the last time they came down.

Anyways, after that we picked up Robin and went to Comedy night.. John
was, per custom, an hour late. He missed the first comedian entirely.
The comedians were from Philly, and (although they didn't reveal this
until the very end of the show) a husband/wife team. The husband (Brian
Shecky
) revealed this at
the end. He did this as part of a joke, but I am actually taking the
joke out of this in order to maintain a certain PG-13 rating on this
site.

We dropped Robin off after that (she had to work at 8am), went back to
the shop and watched Kronk's New Groove.. it was funny.. there was
couple singing parts they probably could have done without. Some good
lines. Kronk at one point had secretaries named Tina and Marge (always
getting their names mixed up). As he was loosing everything (including
the secretaries) he stood at the balcony and said "Do not cry for me
Marge and Tina." You might have to say it out loud to get it.

Next morning I had a few customers picking up/dropping off/paying bills
(nice as always). We played Monopoly and I seriously won that. I
started off purchasing a couple railroads and one of the utility
companies. Then they started purchasing real properties. I purchased
the other utility off of Chris for $300 and then his very next roll, he
landed on it and ended up paying me back $120. Then, I proceeded to
roll the dice, advancing to community chest, chance, free parking, my
own properties the rest of the game, as they kept landing on my stuff.
They built houses, I skipped right past them. Finally I started
getting property and they would land on that. It was completely
ridiculous... I owned like 6 spots and had about $3000, whereas they
were just barely over a grand and owned everything else. Chris landed
on that one utility company he sold me over 6 times, rolling high number
every time.

At 5, I went and picked up Robin (her brother started working on
replacing the brakes on her car the week before new years, and the whole
thing is turning into the never-ending project.. an entirely different
saga of ordering the wrong parts, shipment delays, improper tools,
busting a line... it's ridiculous) and some subs for everyone and
returned to the shop. John had arrived with his new date Reanna and for
some reason they had changed plans from playing Clue to watching a
movie, so we watched Kiss the Girls (which was actually quite good).
There's a scene where one woman is in the hospital, systems shutting
slowly shutting down and they don't know what's wrong. Morgan Freeman
(playing a forensics psychologist) asks to borrow the Physician's Desk
Reference and figures out what she was infected with. It reminded me of
in the Princess Bride where the prince sniffs a glass of wine and
goes "Iocane powder.. I'd stake my life on it. It's a colorless,
orderless, tasteless drug." Everyone got a kick out of that.

After the movie, we finally did play clue. That was definitely a blast,
and with 6 of us, it took almost an hour. Then, it was off to Denny's
for snacks and fun. I took some pictures there, but my camera was doing
its fuzzy thing again. Basically if you turn it on and the lens doesn't
come out on its own, they come out fuzzy. Turning it on and off seems
fix it -- for now. I might be in the market for a new camera sometime
soon. After that, took Robin home and called it a night.

And to wrap up the weekend, went to church Sunday, gave two guys a ride
back to Bedford, then met back up with Chris and Jess, and we kidnapped
Adam. I snuck up to him and grabbed him as Chris peeled up in the
Impala, and then I went to open the back door, it was locked, so Chris
had to unlock the door, then I opened it and threw Adam in. We went to
Denny's for breakfast, Chris and Jess went home after that, and Adam is
here checking email/chatting online.